He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
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You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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