About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
