By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
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I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
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Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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