butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
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I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
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At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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