The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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