How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
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Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
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Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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