I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Less talking, more tequila
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I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
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You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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