You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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