I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
