Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
So apparently I’m into choking now
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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