So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
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It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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