I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
