After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I showed him my bush... on skype.
it's like heaven, but drunker
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
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I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
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If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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