i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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