real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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