I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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