So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
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you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
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A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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