Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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