My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
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