Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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