Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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