Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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