playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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