And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
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New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
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He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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