my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
Randomize
