ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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