I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
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Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
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Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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