Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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