I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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