So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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