after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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