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she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
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It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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