: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Nicole vs. Life
apparently the secret to your success is patron
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Randomize
