Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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