Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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