is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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