i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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