he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Randomize
