is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize