My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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