yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
