Girls should come with a carfax report
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I love having hate sex.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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