I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Never underestimate the power of titties
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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