Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
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Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
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He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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