Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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