We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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