It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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