I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
We are all done wearing pants today
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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