I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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