Midget sex pt 2 tonight
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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