the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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