Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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