so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
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you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
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you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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