Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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