normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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