You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
worst night to have a conscience
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
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