fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
tell me about the fingering
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