The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
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I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
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Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
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